A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Women.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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