knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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DOWN

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Ham sandwich

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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IU football

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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