Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Watch your lips.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Women's Rights.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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