i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

twilight

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Anti Joke

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