Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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general tso's broccoli

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sarah taylor

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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miley cyrus

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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