What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Male penises.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

ROSS G IS OBESE

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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