When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Womens rights.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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