- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Penal Dysfunction

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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