Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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