Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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