- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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