Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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whoa there

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Penis.

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poop

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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