2 women were sitting quietly

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Anagram.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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women's rights

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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