Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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AVB

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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