Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Joey mayer's face

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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