19th amendment

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

asian drivers.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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