Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

whats really hot the sun

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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