What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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