- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

fart+fart=poop

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Yo daddy!

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Vagina ass.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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