What's 9+10=? 19

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

thumb_up thumb_down +8

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the comment about daniel was fron brock

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How many cows say moo? All of them

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops