- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

You should never talk to strangers.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

since when?

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

man boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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