Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Dancing Potatoe!

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Penis

peter charastabopouloulous

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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