What is black but also yellow? A song.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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I'm a like whore

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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