A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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LIE

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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God

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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