What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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matt shut up

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LIE

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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