What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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LIE

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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ObamaCare

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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pizzano is a tool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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