what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Mitch

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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