why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

pizzano is a tool.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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