- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What did the fish say? Moo

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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