- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Nock Nock It's open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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