How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Yes.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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