What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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