What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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this girl died

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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gay marriage.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Woman's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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