Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Penis penis poop butt

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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