What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Womens rights

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Woman's Rights

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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