You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Womens rights

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Anti Joke

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