miley cyrus

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Are you Drew?

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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