- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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