- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Knock knock. Come in.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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