i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

where are you?

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Dick spice

what do you watch ? a tv

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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