why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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eloise dey.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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