you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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If you are my friend like it!

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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poop

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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