- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

No. Yes.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Woman's rights.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What's 9+10=? 19

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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