Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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