What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Proof reading

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bum sex lol

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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