whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Your mom.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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