What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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this is a joke

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Seth stock has a large penis

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

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