- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

AVB

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Black people

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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