- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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