Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Weiner

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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