- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say? Moo

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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