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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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