- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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