- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

I'm banging your sister.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Type 2 diabetics

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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