your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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knock knock come in

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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involved parents.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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