What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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