what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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where are you?

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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