What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What time is it? 10:58

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

connor sucks

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

vbh

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