- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Vagina ass.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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