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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

hi michael

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Leave her alone...

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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