- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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