Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Reed is poopin

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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mark is mark

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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