How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Cancer.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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I've got a dig bick

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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