- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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