What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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asian drivers.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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