muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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