What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

guess what? chicken butt.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Society.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

I'm banging your sister.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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