- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

what is big and white? the moon

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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