Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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what do you watch ? a tv

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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An asian without a future.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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