-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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