Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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