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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

I'm banging your sister.

I tell an anti joke!.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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