- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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