A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Ouch.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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