a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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