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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Knock knock. Come in.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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