- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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