- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

A horse cantered into a bar.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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