How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Womens rights

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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