how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Alex Eggbert

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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YOLO.

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