Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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...NO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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rape that shit

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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