Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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A black guy with his family.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Weiner

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Anti Joke

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