- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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