Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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YOLO.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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