a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Anti Joke

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