Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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