- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What did the fish say? Moo

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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