Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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