I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Snausages.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Watch your lips.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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what happens during a climax apples

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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