- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Women's rights

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What is 9 + 10? 21

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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