- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

T-Dog scare me

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Joe Biden

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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