- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

A Black Man walks into a bar...

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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